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โš ๏ธ Sense of humor highly recommended!!! 

They call me crybaby, crybaby but I don’t (censored) care. Oh I’m sorry. Totally forgot I was blogging. Or did I (dramatic effect). ๐Ÿ˜ *wink wink* 

I might be a boy but I love me a slice of Melanie Martinez. That sounds weird. Anyways, I recently found an artiste named Melanie Martinez aka Crybaby aka The love of my young life aka My life line aka I’m running out of aka’s. She reminds me of Lorde so to me it was a win win situation considering Lorde took a three year break from music ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ. Her music speaks to me. It’s relatable, well put together and just the jam to put me into a weird mood in a good way.

We are gonna be counting down my top 5๏ธโƒฃ Melanie Martinez songs. “Only 5,” says my inner voice while crying. “Cheer up! You still have her music on your phone. So stop being weird,” I respond. “Hey you’re the one talking to an inner voice that doesn’t even exist. You’re just saying these things to get a quick laugh!” “Whatever.” 

LETS GET TO MY LIST PEOPLE!!

5๏ธโƒฃ PITY PARTY!!!


Have you ever listened to a song at first and you didn’t like it but then you heard it more and more and started to like it? That’s Pity Party! This was actually the first song I heard from Melanie and then I listened to her album and it was gold ๐Ÿฅ‡. 

Pity Party is a song about her having a birthday party and no one showing up. Not even her own parents! After all, the song starts off by saying, “Did my invitations disappear? Why’d I put my heart on every cursive letter. Tell me why the hell no one is here.” She becomes so mad that she starts to make guests using her stuffed animals as people. She even blew up balloons and gave it to them. This is a different level of crazy. 

The chorus is the saddest part of the song. ” Maybe it’s a cruel joke on me whatever, whatever. Just means there’s way more cake for me forever, forever. It’s my party and I’ll cry if I want to, cry if I want to , cry, cry, cry. I’ll cry until the candles burn down this place, I’ll cry until my pity party’s in flames.” This should be sad but it’s quite interesting and it has a great beat. Now you know why I love Pity Party.

4๏ธโƒฃ PACIFY HER!!!

 

This song is somewhat less crazy. It’s about a girl wanting a boy but that boy is “in a relationship” with another girl. ๐Ÿฟ ๐Ÿฟ (DRAMA) The lyrics for this song are well written. A fact about this song is that when she just released the video, within a week it had about 11 million views๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿค—. At the end of the video the boy that the girl was “in a relationship” with left her for Melanie because she showed him, her uhm uh uhm boobies. ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿค๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ถ 

Let’s get to the lyrics shall we. The song begins saying, ” Tired blue boy walks my way, holding a girl’s hand. That basic bitch leaves finally, now I can take her man. Someone told me stay away from things that aren’t yours but was he yours if he wanted me so bad.” (Savage lyrics)

The chorus is actually my favorite part. “Pacify her, she’s getting on my nerves. You don’t love her, stop lying with those words.” If you’re stuck in the friend zone, just listen to this song and he or she will magically come around. (You guys don’t actually believe that do you). I will not be responsible for any relationship damages.

3๏ธโƒฃ SIPPY CUP!!!


Good song, weird title. “Blood still stains when the sheets are washed, sex don’t sleep when the lights are off. Kids are still depressed when you dress them up and syrup is still syrup in a sippy cup. He’s still dead when you’re done with the bottle. Of course it’s a corpse that you keep in the cradle.” 

So this song is about Crybaby’s father cheating on her mother and then her mother kills him. These lyrics will explain everything. 

“Blood money, blood money. How did you afford this ring that I love honey? Just another shift at the drug company, he doesn’t think I’m that (censored) dumb does he. It doesn’t matter what you pull up to your home, we know what goes on inside. You call that ass your own, we call that silicone. Silly girls, with silly boys.” Told you it would clear everything up. That means I don’t need to explain this anymore to you people. 

Favorite lyrics: Pill diet, pill diet. If they give you a new pill then you will buy it. If they say to kill your self then you will try it. All the makeup in the world won’t make you less insecure. 

At the end of the video, Crybaby wakes up, walks into the kitchen and realizes that her father is dead, in a plastic bag and is covered in blood. Her mom then went behind her and gave her this drug that made her unconscious. She woke up the next day chained to her bed.

2๏ธโƒฃ CRYBABY!!!


Ah Crybaby! Wonder what I’ll say! Oh I know. ITS AMAZING ๐Ÿ˜‰! You’d think that because I started out this post with Crybaby lyrics, that it would be number 1. You’ll soon know what my first choice is. As I said in my previous blog post, this song was inspired by her childhood. When she was younger she was really sensitive and so they called her crybaby. Once again, she has a remarkable album! This song has just set the bar so high. It has an awesome beat and the lyrics are ๐Ÿ†™๐Ÿ†’๐ŸŽต๐ŸŽถ. 

This video is six minutes and 7 seconds long. I like to think of it as how Crybaby was born and trust me it’s nothing like what they teach in health class. ๐Ÿ˜‚ It just shows the level of creativity that is within this artiste. She directs most of her videos and she writes songs as well. A double threat! The video is a bit weird and it will take time to adjust but if you watch it until the end, you’ll realize that it’s very catchy.

Beginning of Crybaby: You seem too replace your brain with your heart. You take things so hard then you fall apart. You try to explain but before you can start those crybaby tears come out of the dark. Someone’s turning the handle to the faucet in your eyes. You pour it out where everyone can see. Your heart’s too big for your body that’s why your feeling sad. 

Favorite lyrics: You’re all on your own and you’ve lost all your friends. You tell yourself that it’s not you it’s them.  You’re one of a kind and no one understands. Those crybaby tears keep coming back again. 

AND THE NUMBER 1 SONG ON MY LIST IS………….. (drum roll please) ๐Ÿฅ ๐Ÿฅ 

1๏ธโƒฃ TAG, YOU’RE IT!!!

Because this song it so awesome, it deserves many pictures๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜ป 

First and foremost, I should point out that this music video was a double feature. Tag you’re it was first and then milk and cookies came after with the same theme. It’s about a girl that got kidnapped by a wolf and in milk and cookies, she had to make cookies for the wolf which she poisoned. (That’s my girl!!!) Go on and kill people. Well……..animals. Well…….He was part wolf part human. Well…….He had a wolf head and a human body. Yeah that’s it! Well…….I’m just kidding. That was it.๐Ÿ‘

Because I love this song so much and I know you do too, I’m going to write all the lyrics. The lyrics that are in the brackets are the things that the wolf wants to do and what he said. Ok let’s go!!!

Looking at me through your window, boy you had your eye out for a little. (I’ll cut you up and make you dinner. You’ve reached the end you are the winner). 

Rolling down your tinted window, driving next to me, real slow. He said, (let me take you for a joyride, I’ve got some candy for you inside).

Chorus: Running through the parking lot, he chased me and he wouldn’t stop. Tag, you’re it, tag, tag you’re it. Grabbed my hand pushed me down, took the words right out my mouth. Tag, you’re it, tag, tag, you’re it. Can anybody hear me, I’m hidden underground. Can anybody hear me, am I talking to myself? Saying, ” tag, you’re it, tag, tag, you’re it.” He’s saying, “tag, you’re it, tag, tag, you’re it.

Littte bit of poison in me. I can taste you’re skin in my teeth. (I love it when I hear you breathing, I hope to God you’re never leaving)

Chorus……..

Next verse: Eenie meenie miny mo, catch your lady by her toes. If she screams don’t let her go. Eenie meenie miny mo, your mother said to pick the very best girl. And I am. 

Chorus……..

There yah have it! My top 5 Melanie Martinez songs. Although there were some good songs for example Alphabet Boy, Dollhouse and Mrs. Potato Head. 

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Empowering Songs From Female Artistes

I might be a boy but I’m a big supporter of female empowerment. We’ve all had to deal with a problem or two in our life whether it’s weight, bullying, cyber bullying or just a home problem. This is not entitled to one specific gender. This is my list of the best empowering songs from 4 female artistes. This will also contain their album name and picture in case you would like to check them out. Here we go!!!!

1๏ธโƒฃ ALESSIA CARA- Scars To Your Beautiful (2015).                                            

 

This 20 year old Canadian singer born Alessia Caracciolo, wrote ‘Scars To Your Beautiful’ and it was featured on her ‘Know-It-All’ album released in 2015. I personally love her album and have downloaded a large portion of her songs. This song is very important to her because when she was a teenager, she suffered severe hair loss. She said, “I remember looking in the mirror and seeing a large area of skin where my hair used to be so I began wearing hats.” When I first heard the song, it was like love at first sight. I wanted everyone in my family to hear the it, so I listened to it at dinner time and I would sing out loud just so they could hear the song. My dad being as judgemental as he is, shocked me when he said, “That song is awesome.” ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฎ 

The song starts off by saying: She just wants to be, beautiful, she goes, unnoticed, she knows no limits, she craves attention, she praises an image, she prays to be sculpted by the sculptor.

The chorus says: There’s a hope that’s waiting for you in the dark, you should know you’re beautiful just the way you are, and you don’t have to change a thing the world could change its heart, no scars to your beautiful, we’re stars and we’re beautiful.

My favorite part of the song can be found in the second verse which says: She has dreams to be an envy so she’s, starving you know covergirls eat nothing, she says beauty is pain and there’s beauty in everything, what’s a little bit of hunger? I could go a little while longer, she fades away. She don’t see her perfect, she don’t understand, she’s worth it or that beauty goes deeper than a surface oh oh. ๐ŸŽถ ๐ŸŽถ 

Based on the lyrics, it doesn’t need to be said that the song is about not feeling “beautiful” and being influenced by the television or social media, which is a big contributor of people wanting to change themselves, not even realizing the major risks. 

2๏ธโƒฃ BRITT NICOLE- Gold (2012)


Britt Nicole, 32, original name Brittany Nicole Waddell, wrote ‘Gold’ in 2012. Have you ever lost a beautiful song and then suddenly you found it out of the bloom? That’s me with this song. Although I don’t know the story behind this song, I know that it deserves to be on my list. Being an insecure person at one point in time because of my weight, even though I still have it, this song has helped me to realize that I should just be myself and not worry about what anyone thinks. 

The chorus: You’re one in a million, this, this is for all the girls, boys all over the world, whatever you’ve been told, you’re worth more than gold. So hold your head up high, it’s you’re time to shine, from the inside out it shows, you’re worth more than gold.

My favorite part of the song: So don’t let anybody tell you that you’re not loved and don’t let anybody tell you that you’re not enough. Yeah, there are days when we all feel like we’re all messed up but the truth is that we’re all diamonds in the rough. So don’t be ashamed to wear your crown, you’re a king, you’re a queen inside and out, you glow like the moon, you shine like the sun, this goes to you, wherever you are. (Trying to hit that high note. Can’t do it! ๐Ÿ˜‘) I’ll get it the next time. 

If you’ve had weight issues or feel like you can’t fit in, I double dog dare you to watch this video. 

3๏ธโƒฃ MELANIE MARTINEZ- Mrs. Potato Head (2016)


Saying I love this girl and song is a total understatement. Her album Crybaby is awesome. It was actually inspired by her childhood nickname. When she was younger, she was really sensitive and she made that into a brand which is commendable. ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘ Although the title of the song is weird, the message it sends is deep and beautiful. It also shows television being one of the main reasons people change themselves. In the beginning of the music video, she is watching the ๐Ÿ“บ and there is an advertisement going on saying that “If you buy this wig, you’ll be beautiful.” Another one says that “If you buy these diet pills, you’ll look like a model and you’ll be so attractive.” ๐Ÿ˜” Sigh! Poor Melanie starts to think that she needs to change herself, so she goes into her bathroom to take these pills and put on her wig thinking she looks more beautiful than she did before. Also she stuffs her bra with toilet paper. ๐Ÿ˜” The theme of the song is plastic surgery.

She turns on the television and the music video starts. The star of the show is a young girl that has a rich boyfriend that gives her money to do a facelift. Stupidly, she actually did it. She went to get breast implants and the doctor put in cotton balls instead. After the surgery, she looked ugly with everything on her body being botched. Here’s the twist so come in a little closer. Closer! Closer! Not that close! A guy needs his space. ๐Ÿ˜œ The same man that gave her the money to do plastic surgery, left her for another girl that was equally as beautiful as she once was. After seeing that horrifying movie, Melanie takes out the toilet paper and takes off the wig realizing that she doesn’t need to change anything.

The song starts off by saying: If you weren’t born with it, you can buy a couple ornaments. Just be sure to read the warning kids cause pretty soon you’ll be bored of it. Sexual, hey girl if you wanna feel sexual, you can always call up a professional, they stick pins in yah like a vegetable. Kids forever, kids forever, baby soft skin turns into leather, don’t be dramatic it’s only some plastic, no one will love you if you’re unattractive. 

The chorus goes: Oh Mrs. Potato Head tell me, is it true that pain is beauty? Does a new face come with a warranty? Will a pretty face make it better? Oh Mr. Potato Head tell me, how did you afford her surgery? Do you swear you’ll stay forever even if her face don’t stay together. ๐Ÿ˜ถ (Those words are DEEP!!)

My favorite part is: If you want a little more confidence, potatoes turn to French fries, yeah it’s common sense. All you need’s a couple more condiments and a hundred thousand dollars for some compliments. It’s such a waste, when little girls grow into their mother’s face, but little girls are learning how to cut and paste and pucker up their lips until they suffocate. ๐Ÿค๐Ÿ˜ฏ (I’m speechless)

Melanie said, “This is my favorite song on the album because it was the hardest to write.” 

Let me tell you! This song made me look at Mrs. Potato Head from Toy Story, a totally different way. 

4๏ธโƒฃ DAYA- Sit Still, Look Pretty (2016)


When I first saw this song being advertised on YouTube, I thought it was going to say “All I wanna do is sit still and look pretty while my husband goes to work, providing for me and my kids while I stay and home and do house work in my beautiful dress. 

I WAS WRONG!!!โŒ

It’s actually a song about Daya not wanting to be a housewife but wanting to have a career of her own. I think this is a good way of telling young girls that there is more out there than to be someone’s wife. I personally want a girl that has goals and a career. I don’t want someone that depends on me to make ends meet and stays at home doing chores all day. โœ‹๐Ÿผ โŒ

First verse goes: Could dress up to get love but guess what? I’m never gonna be that girl who’s living in a Barbie world. Could up to make up and play dumb, pretending that I need a boy, who’s gonna treat me like a toy. I know all the other girlies wanna wear expensive things like diamond rings, but I don’t wanna be the puppet that you’re playing on a string, this queen don’t  need a king. ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ™‚

Chorus: I don’t know what you’ve been told but this gal right here’s gonna rule the world. Yeah that is where I’m gonna be because I wanna be, no I don’t wanna sit still, look pretty. You get off on your nine to five, dream of picket fences and trophy wives but no I’m never gonna be cause I don’t wanna be, no I don’t wanna sit still, look pretty.

Favorite part of the song: Then Snow White, she did it right in her life . Had seven men to do the chores cause that’s not what a lady’s for.

I hope you young girls realize that you are not supposed to be a “maid” and boys, girls are not supposed to be your house maid’s or house pets because they are human beings just like you are. 
Hard to believe this was written by someone that’s been 14 for 2 weeks, right? 

Finally, you are beautiful, smart and you shouldn’t let anyone treat you like you’re yesterday’s garbage and also don’t change yourself for anyone. Either they stay and deal with you or they leave . Please tell your friends to read my post. โœŒ๐Ÿผ