CRYBABY ALBUM πŸ˜‚βœŒπŸΌπŸŽ‰πŸ˜€πŸ˜œπŸ’ƒπŸ»πŸ•ΊπŸ»

⚠️ Sense of humor highly recommended!!! 

They call me crybaby, crybaby but I don’t (censored) care. Oh I’m sorry. Totally forgot I was blogging. Or did I (dramatic effect). 😏 *wink wink* 

I might be a boy but I love me a slice of Melanie Martinez. That sounds weird. Anyways, I recently found an artiste named Melanie Martinez aka Crybaby aka The love of my young life aka My life line aka I’m running out of aka’s. She reminds me of Lorde so to me it was a win win situation considering Lorde took a three year break from music 😭😭. Her music speaks to me. It’s relatable, well put together and just the jam to put me into a weird mood in a good way.

We are gonna be counting down my top 5️⃣ Melanie Martinez songs. “Only 5,” says my inner voice while crying. “Cheer up! You still have her music on your phone. So stop being weird,” I respond. “Hey you’re the one talking to an inner voice that doesn’t even exist. You’re just saying these things to get a quick laugh!” “Whatever.” 

LETS GET TO MY LIST PEOPLE!!

5️⃣ PITY PARTY!!!


Have you ever listened to a song at first and you didn’t like it but then you heard it more and more and started to like it? That’s Pity Party! This was actually the first song I heard from Melanie and then I listened to her album and it was gold πŸ₯‡. 

Pity Party is a song about her having a birthday party and no one showing up. Not even her own parents! After all, the song starts off by saying, “Did my invitations disappear? Why’d I put my heart on every cursive letter. Tell me why the hell no one is here.” She becomes so mad that she starts to make guests using her stuffed animals as people. She even blew up balloons and gave it to them. This is a different level of crazy. 

The chorus is the saddest part of the song. ” Maybe it’s a cruel joke on me whatever, whatever. Just means there’s way more cake for me forever, forever. It’s my party and I’ll cry if I want to, cry if I want to , cry, cry, cry. I’ll cry until the candles burn down this place, I’ll cry until my pity party’s in flames.” This should be sad but it’s quite interesting and it has a great beat. Now you know why I love Pity Party.

4️⃣ PACIFY HER!!!

 

This song is somewhat less crazy. It’s about a girl wanting a boy but that boy is “in a relationship” with another girl. 🍿 🍿 (DRAMA) The lyrics for this song are well written. A fact about this song is that when she just released the video, within a week it had about 11 million viewsπŸ˜€πŸ˜±πŸ€—. At the end of the video the boy that the girl was “in a relationship” with left her for Melanie because she showed him, her uhm uh uhm boobies. 😱🀐😬😳😢 

Let’s get to the lyrics shall we. The song begins saying, ” Tired blue boy walks my way, holding a girl’s hand. That basic bitch leaves finally, now I can take her man. Someone told me stay away from things that aren’t yours but was he yours if he wanted me so bad.” (Savage lyrics)

The chorus is actually my favorite part. “Pacify her, she’s getting on my nerves. You don’t love her, stop lying with those words.” If you’re stuck in the friend zone, just listen to this song and he or she will magically come around. (You guys don’t actually believe that do you). I will not be responsible for any relationship damages.

3️⃣ SIPPY CUP!!!


Good song, weird title. “Blood still stains when the sheets are washed, sex don’t sleep when the lights are off. Kids are still depressed when you dress them up and syrup is still syrup in a sippy cup. He’s still dead when you’re done with the bottle. Of course it’s a corpse that you keep in the cradle.” 

So this song is about Crybaby’s father cheating on her mother and then her mother kills him. These lyrics will explain everything. 

“Blood money, blood money. How did you afford this ring that I love honey? Just another shift at the drug company, he doesn’t think I’m that (censored) dumb does he. It doesn’t matter what you pull up to your home, we know what goes on inside. You call that ass your own, we call that silicone. Silly girls, with silly boys.” Told you it would clear everything up. That means I don’t need to explain this anymore to you people. 

Favorite lyrics: Pill diet, pill diet. If they give you a new pill then you will buy it. If they say to kill your self then you will try it. All the makeup in the world won’t make you less insecure. 

At the end of the video, Crybaby wakes up, walks into the kitchen and realizes that her father is dead, in a plastic bag and is covered in blood. Her mom then went behind her and gave her this drug that made her unconscious. She woke up the next day chained to her bed.

2️⃣ CRYBABY!!!


Ah Crybaby! Wonder what I’ll say! Oh I know. ITS AMAZING πŸ˜‰! You’d think that because I started out this post with Crybaby lyrics, that it would be number 1. You’ll soon know what my first choice is. As I said in my previous blog post, this song was inspired by her childhood. When she was younger she was really sensitive and so they called her crybaby. Once again, she has a remarkable album! This song has just set the bar so high. It has an awesome beat and the lyrics are πŸ†™πŸ†’πŸŽ΅πŸŽΆ. 

This video is six minutes and 7 seconds long. I like to think of it as how Crybaby was born and trust me it’s nothing like what they teach in health class. πŸ˜‚ It just shows the level of creativity that is within this artiste. She directs most of her videos and she writes songs as well. A double threat! The video is a bit weird and it will take time to adjust but if you watch it until the end, you’ll realize that it’s very catchy.

Beginning of Crybaby: You seem too replace your brain with your heart. You take things so hard then you fall apart. You try to explain but before you can start those crybaby tears come out of the dark. Someone’s turning the handle to the faucet in your eyes. You pour it out where everyone can see. Your heart’s too big for your body that’s why your feeling sad. 

Favorite lyrics: You’re all on your own and you’ve lost all your friends. You tell yourself that it’s not you it’s them.  You’re one of a kind and no one understands. Those crybaby tears keep coming back again. 

AND THE NUMBER 1 SONG ON MY LIST IS………….. (drum roll please) πŸ₯ πŸ₯ 

1️⃣ TAG, YOU’RE IT!!!

Because this song it so awesome, it deserves many picturesπŸ™‚πŸ˜€πŸ˜‰πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜œπŸ˜» 

First and foremost, I should point out that this music video was a double feature. Tag you’re it was first and then milk and cookies came after with the same theme. It’s about a girl that got kidnapped by a wolf and in milk and cookies, she had to make cookies for the wolf which she poisoned. (That’s my girl!!!) Go on and kill people. Well……..animals. Well…….He was part wolf part human. Well…….He had a wolf head and a human body. Yeah that’s it! Well…….I’m just kidding. That was it.πŸ‘

Because I love this song so much and I know you do too, I’m going to write all the lyrics. The lyrics that are in the brackets are the things that the wolf wants to do and what he said. Ok let’s go!!!

Looking at me through your window, boy you had your eye out for a little. (I’ll cut you up and make you dinner. You’ve reached the end you are the winner). 

Rolling down your tinted window, driving next to me, real slow. He said, (let me take you for a joyride, I’ve got some candy for you inside).

Chorus: Running through the parking lot, he chased me and he wouldn’t stop. Tag, you’re it, tag, tag you’re it. Grabbed my hand pushed me down, took the words right out my mouth. Tag, you’re it, tag, tag, you’re it. Can anybody hear me, I’m hidden underground. Can anybody hear me, am I talking to myself? Saying, ” tag, you’re it, tag, tag, you’re it.” He’s saying, “tag, you’re it, tag, tag, you’re it.

Littte bit of poison in me. I can taste you’re skin in my teeth. (I love it when I hear you breathing, I hope to God you’re never leaving)

Chorus……..

Next verse: Eenie meenie miny mo, catch your lady by her toes. If she screams don’t let her go. Eenie meenie miny mo, your mother said to pick the very best girl. And I am. 

Chorus……..

There yah have it! My top 5 Melanie Martinez songs. Although there were some good songs for example Alphabet Boy, Dollhouse and Mrs. Potato Head. 

✌🏼

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